New York... I feel like crying

So the fricken' Yanks just nabbed A-Rod. That's great, la-di-fricken da. That's okay. Par for the course. Nothing new.

But now they're about to sign Greg Maddux.

Now that smarts. Man, I hope he gets some kind of weird Kentucky-backwoods-venerial disease from a bad glass of milk.

I'm going to go to confession... I'll be cleansed, but he'll still be a jerk on a team of punks.