Yeah so I was walking from my apt to Common Grounds (local coffee shop) one night over fall break a year ago or so and I cut through the Collins Parking Lot. I got to that dark corner where you always see the raccoons and I walk by this car parked right next to the sidewalk. As I get close to it, I notice its sorta bouncing. Its late, and I had junk on my mind and I wasn't really thinking and then I walked right by it and I hear "Jesus... [moan]oh GOD[moan/]!"
At this point, my Porndar goes off and I turn back. I see the sillhouettes... wow. I blushed and clapped and kept on going. I was still giggling like a little girl when I met up with my date. Needless to say, it got the conversation going with the lady-friend... ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo... right. We mutually decided she needed to go home and wash her hair and it was totally mutual.
Sometimes I cry when no one's around.
(whoa, totally give away small-town origins when you reference anything to where you can see a certain type of animal... BID)
At this point, my Porndar goes off and I turn back. I see the sillhouettes... wow. I blushed and clapped and kept on going. I was still giggling like a little girl when I met up with my date. Needless to say, it got the conversation going with the lady-friend... ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo... right. We mutually decided she needed to go home and wash her hair and it was totally mutual.
Sometimes I cry when no one's around.
(whoa, totally give away small-town origins when you reference anything to where you can see a certain type of animal... BID)
2 comments:
I'm impressed. How do you think they taught the racoons to talk? Oh, wait. Ohhhhhhh......I get it. Who knew car sex could actually be enjoyable? (I've never been tempted to try it, myself.)
ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo
can I use that?
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